How men think in relationships

Wisdomforlife

FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. 

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

  1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
  2. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
  3. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
  4. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! 
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
 JUST SAY IT!
  5. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
  6. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
  7. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
  8. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK…

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